And the Award for Ugliest Sock Goes To…

You guessed it — me.  I have been knitting for a long while, but until about two years ago, I had never attempted knitting socks.  Then one day I found the inspiration to try.  I worked and worked at it, but the short rows at the heel stumped me and I failed. Frustrated, I hid the project at the back of my closet until I was emotionally ready to tackle it again.

Recently, curiosity and a new found courage to revisit the task struck me.  So I picked up my needles along with the vibrant Kool-Aid dyed yarn and got to it.  Although I was not jazzed about the look of the design, everything was going smoothly until I got to the toe.  The finishing was almost complete when I realized that I had skipped a crucial step in preparing to close the toe.  This mistake left the sock with a “horn” sticking up from the tip of the toe.  Holy rhinoceros Batman, this is a wooly disaster!  I cautiously took out the mistake — not a simple task — and after recovering from a mild coronary episode, I stuffed the peppermint red garment into my knitting bag, had a generous glass of wine, and took a week long vacation from it.

Then last Thursday, while hosting knitting night, I shared the sock issue with my incredibly talented knitting friend, Shannon.  Thankfully, she was able to get my stitches back on pattern.  My problem was solved but I was not quite ready to face the finishing.  In fact, I didn’t like the thought of making another sock to match this one;  the pattern rubbed me the wrong way and I was ready to start something new.  Shannon understood my frustration.  She wisely recommended that I donate the solitary sock to K2TOG, a knitting store that collects donations of single socks or mittens to be given to veterans who have lost limbs.  This was an excellent idea!  I had new found hope for this project.

I was busy with the chickens and garden over the weekend so didn’t get to my knitting until this this morning.  I happily resumed the finishing work, excited to donate the completed sock.  After nearly three weeks since I began “project socks”, I have finished.  Problem is, it is by far the ugliest sock ever made.  It looks like a crocodile snout!  (Or is it the alligator that has the longer, pointier nose?)  How could I possibly donate this disaster?

I guess I am writing this post today because I am frustrated.  I mean, what can I do with one sock that looks like it should be a nose warmer for a baby croc?  I don’t know, maybe I am being dramatic.  There might be someone out there who sees the sock and says, “What a lovely sock.”  It is quite soft and would provide warmth for someone’s little piggies this winter.

What do you think?  Should I donate it or turn it into a Christmas stocking for one of the chickens?  Seriously, I need your help.  Let me know your thoughts.

Amber Galusha

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Nicolle Larkin - November 9, 2010 - 8:13 pm

I think it is a lovely sock! The point on it looks like the pattern of a slipper… just add some gripper to the bottom and it will look like you did it on purpose!

Bradley - November 10, 2010 - 7:13 am

You could fit a lot of chicken scratch in there. What about our other chicken? You might have to make the other sock anyway to keep things fair, for the chickens I mean.
It’s a lovely sock. I’m sure whoever benefits from this Kool-Aid creation will be happy.

Shannon - November 12, 2010 - 2:21 pm

I think, as knitters, we are always the biggest critic of our own work. I think it’s lovely, and that if you saw the exact same sock made be someone else, you would admire it too. Just my two cents!

Amber - November 12, 2010 - 7:54 pm

Thank you all for taking the time to comment. I do appreciate your thoughts. It is unanimous: I will donate the thing.

Your Mom-in-law - November 13, 2010 - 10:49 am

Amber, wait – you forgot that your favorite step father-in-law has only one leg and could REALLY use that BEAUTIFUL sock this winter. May I please have it, unless it’s out of my price range! Big Joe

Amber - November 13, 2010 - 1:28 pm

Oh dear. Joe, I never think of you having one leg! I’m sorry. Of course you can have it! Come tomorrow, it is yours.